rjthedetective:

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besides my freaking out about irrelevant things my last orchestra concert was gr8 omg i got to announce 2 songs which i sucked at but yolo i got to sit in a descent spot besides my being 6th stand and everyone did fucking fantastic it’s finally over omg ugh i’m just so tired now so imma go to bed soon

OH ALSO MY COMPANY FOR RO GOT HONOR COMPANY FOR LIKE THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY I’M SO FUCKING PROUD OF THEM LIKE OMG I DIDN’T EVEN EXPECT TO WIN I JUST WANTED THEM TO BE MOTIVATED AND HAVE FUN AND TRY THEIR BEST AND THEY DID AND THAT PAID OFF ugh i may have fucked up as a team commander last year but at least i did well as a company commander

captainlucifer:

walk up in the crossroads like what up i want a big cock

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oomshi:

Don’t touch what you can’t afford aka me

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baby-scars:

yahoo is going to delete every blog that doesn’t reblog my selfies sorry i don’t make the rules

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this is a follower appreciation post because if you think about it when 1 person follows you it’s not just a number it’s like a whole real person who breathes and eats and hits its pinky toe into furniture i mean it has legs and everything DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH OF A BIG DEAL IT IS

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dylanobylan:

i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live 

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mytoecold:

A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it. 

I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”

I wrote this:

Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.

Love,

Drew 

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